Ow No She's Not a Secret now.

Yes dear readers I have returned to my blog. As a knight returns to his kingdom after fighting a heroic battle against evil, in most films the Germans. But enough stereotypical remarks. Let R. Warhol tell you a story.

As a brave little man I went to the Libertines, all by myself. But yes what else do you do when you're guestlisted. So after smoking a few toe-rags. I entered the room. Where I saw some young couple making out. I had to wait half an hour for they start and those two youngster couldn't really stop what they were doing. But when they finally started I could get through the until I was at a spitting range of Carl, and another thing is that you always see the same people at concerts, especially those English hipsters. And yes he spits every 2 seconds. It was a mooshy experience. .... (read at music2hear)

Yes after the show I wanted to go home. But yes this was my chance to encounter a Libertine in person. So I returned from the vestiare and waited with my bag to get it signed. There I met with this two English talking persons. Sylvie and Kellan. Also known as girls who live in the neighbourhood of the mondaine Wavre. The girls were standing right in fron of me. She asked me if she knew me from somewhere. I said yes from the vines perhaps. (or why not 5 seconds ago in the orangerie). Anyway John came out and we asked the usual autoghraps thingies and well they asked him if they could go backstage. He said that he'll be like back in 5 secs he had to phone his gran, coz it was her b day. Yes a very charming person.
Well we actually waited for 10 minutes. (he is bit of liar too). But anyway he was kind and took them (and Mr. Warhol just followed) backstage. Where we met Antony (Pete's replacement) who was reading a book about sexual preferences. He added:"Somebody gave that to me" Sure they did.
Anyway we went inside of the dressing room where some roadies and Gary were eating. Or they had just had meal anyway Gary was eating desert: A LOLLIPOP. Yes a very big boy, and in fact from all the libs Mr. Warhol met that they he was the nicest and most charming one.

Yes and there rest is history.
Ow and Carl has a good looking fan club. Who saw like groupies on that couch. Ow< they were groupies.



Well a few days later
I made some more history. Gave my first guitar lesson and it surely payed off in a park between the royal palace and the parlement. But for the record I don't really know if she had learned anything that day.

Went to the monk were I heard the same cd twice with my pupil, the brave Sylvie. Although when I really figured out if you here a cd in pub twice you're probally too long in that pub.


Wrote some more history then. Jezees do I like history or what.

Well then all crazy things happend to us youngsters. And i formed a new band.



Anyway anyhow today i was normally invited to a Polish Grindcore band. But thanks to the wonderfull invention of parents something got in the way. Anyway best to you Sven. And grindcore well.


Now that is all for now, please stay tuned for some more wacky adventures R. Warhol.

If you're silent you're not gonna be heard.

Yesterday we had to hold a minute of silence for the victims in Beslan. Ow well let's say I dissagree with that.
1) Silence will effect no effect, coz a silent voice will never be heard.
2) I don't want to ONLY do something for them, because if I did I only see the Russian side of the story. But on the other side children are killed every singel day.

But still our hearts and spirits are with the people who died they're but that counts aswell as any murder on innocent children.

Maybe someday you'll join us
Ow yes, the repitive system is getting on my nerves. But thanks to the "fantastique" invention of rock'n'roll I can escape it for time to time.

One Opinion Please? You want toast with that?
Television is getting us dumber everyday. This may sound a wee bit pessimistic, but if you see shows like "The Wheel of Fortune" everyday. Then you're probaly wondering why mankind even invented books if no one ever needs one.
The Flemish version of the Wheel of Fortune must be one of the weakest spin-off's every time. And I guess that you aren't allow on the show if you know who Columbus was. No you better be a fan of "Brugge" or going to the NATIONAL tuperware convention. There is nothing wrong with soccer or making some new pair of socks, but please with all do respect, but please there is nothing wrong with reading a newspaper, even if it is "Het Laatste Nieuws".
What was on today's episode: Myriam, won 3025 Euro's and several thingies and she was delighted to inform us that she never earned that quick that amount of money. And what did she do? Well she solved two puzzels which even a 8 years-old, can solve. Yes and she brought her fans, who 80% of the audience according to the noise they made. They went in extase when ever Myriam had a letter on the board. Or even if the host(who just numbering the days of his carreer) said well it is back to Myriam they went: "WOOOOOOO" for 15 seconds. Yes, after 5 minutes watching it I got sick of it and I turned it off and wonderd why people don't talk about Sartre anymore? Ow well yes because he's kinda ugly.... Or why there isn't a channel for people who like to hate everything and are just born to critise. Ow yes, we have that one it's called Arte and I pretend to watch. But I can tell you, love every radioshow.
but that is all from now, you hipsters.

This blog sometimes doesn't work so idunno what the future will bring...

This is what happens if we don't dance

Yes, the whole world is getting madhouse. George Bush Junior is running for president, missing phone calls, wanting tickets to the libertines. Could somebody change the spinning of this world coz it is sure making me dizzy alright.
Note to myself: be happy with you're self, like Chris with crisps. And a note to invading aliens please avoid this town, like this town avoids Warhol.
Erhm , yes so Randy Warhol spinned the tunes last saturday, but he soon came aware that like most art forms it wasn't appreciated in the life time of the artist. But like a real cocky artist does you shouldn't mind. Wel on sunday Mr. Warhol went out for a drive with a cart. You know this little go-car-like but on speed thingies. Funny fact those things can go up 40 miles an hour. Yes like the Star Spangles say Live for Speed. As a real artist suits I ended 7th. Not bad for a first time.
Hm I don't have any short term plans. Well may be I have but I've forgotten them by now. Well ciao.

I was the boy kicked out of the world, but the world didn't kick hard enough!
No you can't stand me now.


For those who care, Randy Warhol was the man who normal would be king but he the was no rest for the prince of the paranoid city. Probably it is caused by a gigantic waves of lies and paper flies. Not that you should act interested at all. Coz that would mean too much. I have nicotine to give me hope, but some other eyes can't deceive me. Let's go out for cuppa, Nico, darling '68 is gone, but the spirits remains.

There is a campaign of hate waiting at school gates.
Owk enough James Joyce like writing for me. Hmm So I really don't know if i'm going to the Libertines. But I hope so. For the rest being carting this day. Not that I like cars or things that go vroooooom all the time. But it was fun. And yesterday Randy Warhol was DJ aldi. But remixes of the von bondies and peaches aren't that cool here. What a pitty.
Any way the revolution lives behind your smile.

Ow I don't know what you mean witht that

Finally after almost a writers block of 2 weeks I am back able to write some new crazy guitarriff's and fantastic lyrics to make some prefect pop songs. Song numbero uno is called You Are of the list. It something raw and punchy and dark it is like someone takes your face and hits it for a couple of times against a brick. And yes my littuns that hurts.

Second song is called New Brussels City. I want to have the big city vibe in it. Something dirty, but remains pleasant. It has a chorus that goes. "I was a movie/You were a star/Dismissed for being me/But I'll get far." I think I will make it able for you all to download it if I just can figure away out how this blog would let me. I know it is SO ABAB but yer that something you have to take They will surely appear on the demo cassette. But not on the previous one.

Ow I had a fantastic idea when I went to the train station on monday. But it is still a secret for now but don't forget it. It is something gigantic. MUHAHHAHAHAHAHHA (Yes my doctor Evil Level is very high). But I also got some bad news. I have to pay a fine because I wrote on a police car. It is 150Euro's lost for no good.

And for the record, on monday I was interviewd near Brussel Nord. The interview was about my opinion about banks (no not the ones where you can sit on). Don't ask me for which channel it was. I showed my usual interest in that. (HA if I had a big ego I would ask it and spam it around, hmm but if I had a gigantic ego I probaly act this way). Linus was impressed. But I think I bored the journalist.

Au revoir, auf wiederschiens , ciao, de groeten, bye and don't forget we are all trees so hug eachother,


A Very Violent Treehugger.